Description
Penis Envy XL magic mushrooms are an extra-large batch of the Penis Envy strain: thick, pale stems and small, under-developed caps, with many single fruits heavier than 3g. It’s the same high-potency Psilocybe cubensis, simply grown big.
That size is the whole point and the whole caution. One XL mushroom can be more than a full standard dose of a strain that’s commonly described as 1.5 to 2 times stronger than Golden Teacher. Never eat a whole fruit without weighing it. New to strong strains? Start with Golden Teacher, or try regular Penis Envy first.
Penis Envy XL effects: what the trip feels like
People who like PE XL describe a deep, inward trip, the same territory as regular Penis Envy. Expect strong visuals and a lot of introspection at standard doses.
Reviews are mixed on the details: a couple of buyers found it hard on the stomach and nauseating, and one felt their batch was a little weaker than regular Penis Envy. Another noted the price runs a bit high. Natural potency varies, so dose by weight, not by expectation.
“As good as usual you cannot go wrong with that ,awesome if you want to go deep in yourself”
How strong are Penis Envy XL mushrooms?
High. Penis Envy XL is Penis Envy, and Penis Envy is commonly described as 1.5 to 2 times stronger than Golden Teacher at the same weight. Size doesn’t make a gram stronger, but it makes it very easy to take more grams than you meant to.
| Strain | Strength | Good first strain? | Known for |
|---|---|---|---|
| Golden Teacher | 3 of 5 | Yes | Balanced and introspective. Our gentlest dried strain and top seller |
| Blue Meanie | 4 of 5 | After some experience | Above-average strength and heavy blue bruising |
| Penis Envy | 5 of 5 | No | Deep and intense. Often described as 1.5 to 2 times stronger than Golden Teacher |
| Penis Envy XL | 5 of 5 | No | Oversized, dense Penis Envy fruits. Dose like Penis Envy |
Want to compare before committing to a bag? The Sampler Kit includes 1g each of six strains.
Penis Envy XL dosage guide
Break each XL fruit into pieces and weigh them; a single mushroom can be over 3g, a heavy dose on its own. Use Penis Envy ranges, not your usual amount. Weigh every dose on a scale accurate to 0.1g, start at the bottom of your range, wait the full 90 minutes before even thinking about more, and never redose in the same session. Have a sober sitter for anything above a light dose. Read our magic mushroom dosing guide first.
| Dose | Range | What to expect |
|---|---|---|
| Microdose | 0.05 to 0.1g | Too small to weigh reliably at home. Use measured microdose capsules instead. |
| Museum / light | 0.5 to 1g | Mood lift, sharper senses and mild visuals. |
| Standard | 1.5 to 2.5g | A full psychedelic experience with strong visuals and deep introspection. Clear your schedule. |
| Heavy | 3g and up | Very intense and can be overwhelming. Experienced users only, with a sober sitter. |
None of this is a guarantee. Batches vary, and body chemistry, food, mindset and setting all change the result.
How long does a Penis Envy XL trip last?
Expect about 5 to 7 hours from onset to baseline, a little longer than a typical Golden Teacher trip, with the strongest stretch 2 to 4 hours in. Clear your day and plan to rest afterwards.
What Penis Envy XL mushrooms look like
Penis Envy XL grows the classic PE shape, scaled up: thick, pale stems and small, dense caps that stay partly closed, with many fruits over 3g each. The density means a piece looks lighter than it is. Break the fruits apart before weighing.
Heavy blue bruising is normal on Penis Envy shrooms. It shows up wherever the tissue is handled and isn’t a reliable measure of potency.
Origin and history of the Penis Envy XL strain
XL refers to the size of this batch, not a separate strain. Penis Envy itself is usually traced to a single unusual specimen in the 1970s, with Terence McKenna and Steven Pollock often named in the telling; the history is partly folklore and not well documented.
How we source and check our Penis Envy XL
We’ve been shipping dried shrooms across Canada since 2019. Every bag goes through the same checks: Canadian cultivators we work with directly, hand inspection for density, dryness and freshness, dry and dark storage, and vacuum sealing in a plain, unmarked mailer. We don’t print a lab potency number on natural mushrooms, because psilocybin content varies piece to piece. If anything about your order isn’t right, contact our team. Real people reply within 24 hours.
Penis Envy XL vs regular Penis Envy
Same strain, same strength range. XL comes as oversized fruits sold in larger bags; regular Penis Envy comes in more sizes, including small trial bags, and has far more reviews. If you’ve never taken PE, start with the regular bag in a small size.
Penis Envy XL price: which bag size makes sense
Penis Envy XL comes in 14g and 28g bags only, as the price box above shows, and the bigger bag costs less per gram. Because Penis Envy doses are small, a bag goes a long way. Orders of $125 or more ship free, which often makes the next size up the better deal.
How to take Penis Envy XL magic mushrooms
Most people chew the dried pieces thoroughly and swallow. Steeping ground shrooms into a tea is easier on the stomach, or you can skip the prep with premade magic mushroom tea or magic mushroom chocolate. Skip the lemon tek: it makes the onset faster and harder, and with a strain this strong it isn’t worth it.
- Take them on a fairly empty stomach, and set up your space with water nearby before you start.
- Onset is typically 30 to 60 minutes. Don’t take more at the 45-minute mark because nothing’s happening yet.
- Don’t mix with alcohol, cannabis or other drugs.
- No driving, work or looking after anyone until the next day.
If it feels too strong
A hard stretch feels much longer than it is. Move to a quiet, familiar room, slow your breathing, put on music you know well and sip some water. Have a calm, sober person stay with you, and remind yourself that it always passes. Don’t add alcohol, cannabis or more. The free psychedelic peer support line run by Fireside Project can help talk you through it.
If anyone has chest pain, trouble breathing, a seizure, or may be a danger to themselves, call 911.
Anyone without experience of strong strains. Don’t combine psilocybin with lithium, tramadol or MAOIs, and talk to your prescriber first if you take an SSRI or any other antidepressant. Avoid it if you’re pregnant or breastfeeding, have heart disease, or have a personal or family history of psychosis or bipolar disorder. Keep it locked away from children and pets. Read our safety and mental health guide before use.
Penis Envy XL shrooms: common questions
Is Penis Envy XL stronger than regular Penis Envy?
Not per gram. It’s the same strain grown larger. The risk is taking more grams than you meant to, because single fruits are big.
How many grams of Penis Envy XL should I take?
For experienced users, light is 0.5 to 1g, standard is 1.5 to 2.5g, and 3g and up is heavy. Break the fruits apart and weigh every dose.
Is Penis Envy XL good for beginners?
No. Start with Golden Teacher.
How should I store dried Penis Envy XL shrooms?
Sealed in an airtight container somewhere cool, dry and dark, ideally with a food-safe desiccant packet once the bag is open.
Where can I buy Penis Envy XL magic mushrooms in Canada?
Right here. We ship to every province and territory by Canada Post Xpresspost, in plain packaging with tracking. Orders paid before 11 AM PST ship the same business day, most arrive in 2 to 5 business days, and orders of $125 or more ship free. See the full shipping policy.
Are Penis Envy XL magic mushrooms legal in Canada?
Psilocybin is a controlled substance under Canadian federal law. Legal access is currently limited to Health Canada exemptions, clinical trials and the Special Access Program. Know the rules where you live before ordering.
Last updated October 2026 by the MMD Editorial Team. Educational information only, not medical advice.
Huge … not expected that size
Great!!!!!
Price was a little higher than most other online stores but with the discount, it matched what is pretty standard
As good as usual you cannot go wrong with that ,awesome if you want to go deep in yourself
Little hard on my stomach.
Its powerful. I get nauseous everytime I try this.
First time ordering XL. I found them to be weaker than the regular Penis Envy.
Still, decent high…